September 2011
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, HOLY SHIT.
so i never really liked katy perry’s et song.
until now.
oh man, this has got to be the best thing i have ever heard.
o-
o-
o-ohhhhh.
let me learn how to play you
LET ME GRAB MY NOISE CANCELLERS
AND LET ME JUST ROLL AROUND IN THIS FOR A WHILE
WHAT IS THIS GLORY
I’m sitting here like “GET THE FUCK UP”
But they’re sitting on the ground like
And I’m like “Bitch, you tripped on a twig.”
EB: yes he does!
TG: shhh egbert
TG: only violent hate now
CG: GIVE IN TO OUR ANGER.
TG: watch as we spiral into a berserk homosexual frenzy of loathing and sandwich you in the middle like fragile slice of quivering virginal ham
CG: AUSPISTICIZE US, EGBERT, AUSPISTICIZE US LIKE WE’VE NEVER BEEN AUSPISTICIZED BEFORE.
EB: holy shit guys cut it out!!
Grow up.
I can’t stand when people fish. Period.
I can’t stand fish.
I can’t stand.
i cant
I…
this gif explains my life in 3 letters and a body movement.


























